Something not to be missed

Boring as usual, i ventured into some of the unexplored area in my computer. Deep inside the maze, i discovered some interesting stuff that has been buried for ages, collected dust in a corner.

I guess not sharing it out with everyone would be dishonoring the people involved in producing such wonderful stuff. Hereby, let me present to you:

Still remember this friendly old man LSS? Caught flirting with staff on camera!

A simple question, what is this place? Gosh, we look like a football team. Or a mafia gang?

Is this why Lee Wei was once know as 'Pondan'? Nah, the story is far more complicated. I remember we were forcing him to swear upon something here.

One of the rare sight: Ming Jin's lazy side.

Woot! Ultra Sharp Dick produced by lathe machine.

I didnt know Chia Loon is interested in sunat-ing himself.

By far one of the most creative things tarcian has came out with.

I miss domino pizza, seriously.

Gosh, he must be thinking hard of someone. Fire up the gun my friend.

The camera is zooming the wrong place here.

This looks gay..

He has been pointing the same thing over and over again. Won't he get bored of it?

Yeah, some idiot with idiot pose. Captured when i was trying to explain something i think.

The time when Chia Loon stress.

Monk in the making.

Another epic from kok siang. Negaraku as usual.

Last but not least, me being hospitalised. Hey, i realise i looked quite lively here, wtf!?

Anyway, i hope you guys enjoy the pics. This sure reminds me of good old days.

媽媽的帳單

切記..把握當下!

小明家是經營餐廳生意，有時放學後他會到餐廳幫忙，招呼客人入座點菜收拾碗筷、算帳結帳。
他漸漸覺得自己似乎也成了一位生意人。
有一次，他忽然突發奇想，也開了一張帳單寄給媽媽，索取他在餐廳幫忙作事的酬勞。
幾天後，媽媽收到這份帳單，上面寫著：
１．洗碗盤費500元
２．掃地拖地費200元
３．送外食到顧客家300元
４．至郵局寄發信件帳單100元
５．小明一直是勤奮聽話的好孩子100元
共計1,200元

小明的媽仔細看過這份帳單後，什麼話也沒有說。

晚上小明在他的枕頭旁看到了他所索取的1,200元報酬。
正當他得意如願以償，要把1200元收到自己的口袋時，突然發現枕頭旁邊還放著一份給他的帳單。

小明欠他母親如下款項：

１．在母親家裡過十年平安無憂的生活費用0元
２．十年中，食、衣、住、行的費用0元
３．上學的學費、書籍費0元
４．生病時的醫藥、照顧費0元
５．有一個慈愛的母親0元
小明讀著讀著，感到羞愧萬分！
過了一會兒，他懷著一顆忐忑不安的心;躡手躡腳地走近母親，將小臉藏進母親的懷中，小心翼翼地把那1,200元塞進了她的圍裙口袋裡。

對媽媽好一點

很棒的文章----
看完後要對媽媽好一點，珍惜愛妳的人，

當妳來到這個世界，她以手臂輕抱妳．妳則以哭個像妖怪的聲音來謝謝她

當妳一歲時，她餵妳也替妳洗澡，妳則以長夜大哭來謝謝她

當妳二歲時，她教妳走路，妳會謝謝她，當她叫時溜得特別快

當妳三歲時，她滿懷愛心的做飯給妳吃，妳則以滿地食物來謝謝她

當妳四歲時，她教妳繪畫，妳則以滿間的彩色來謝謝她

當妳五歲時，她在假日將妳打扮的漂漂亮亮的，妳則以噗通掉到一塘泥淖裡謝謝她

當妳六歲時，她帶妳去學校，妳則以尖叫'我不去'來謝謝她

當妳七歲時，她給妳個棒球，妳則以打破鄰居的窗戶來謝謝她

當妳八歲時，她給妳個冰淇淋，妳以滿嘴的奶昔來謝謝她

當妳九歲時，她讓妳學鋼琴，妳則以不曾練習來謝謝她

當妳十歲時，她整天載妳去上體育踢足球及參加一個接著一個的生日Party，妳則以頭也不回的跳出車外來謝她

當妳十一歲時，她帶妳和妳的朋友去看電影時，妳則以要求她坐在不同排來謝謝她

當妳十二歲時，她警告妳不要看某些TV Shows時，妳則以等到她離開時注視這些TV Shows來謝謝她

當妳十三歲的青少年時期，她建議妳要去剪個頭髮時，妳則以告訴她她一點品味都沒有，來謝謝她

當妳十四歲時，她讓妳去夏令營，妳則以忘了寫封家書來謝謝她

當妳十五歲時，她工作回來並期待一個擁抱，妳則以房門深鎖來謝謝她

當妳十六歲時，她教妳如何開車，妳以儘妳所能的到處冒險來謝她

當妳十七歲時，她正在等一個重要的電話時，妳則以整夜電話中來謝謝她

當妳十八歲時，她讓妳去受高中教育，妳則以外宿,到天明來謝謝她

愈來愈大，妳已經十九歲，她讓妳去念個大學，載妳去學校，帶著妳的袋子，妳則以在宿舍門外，怕她會讓妳在妳朋友面前蒙羞，就趕緊說再見的方式來答謝她

當妳已二十歲，她問妳是否有約會，妳則以'那不關妳的事'來答謝她

當妳二十一歲，她建議妳讓為妳的未來找個好工作時，妳則以'我才不想像妳一樣'的口氣來答謝她

當妳二十二歲，她在妳的畢業典禮緊緊的擁抱妳，妳則問她是否要付錢讓妳去歐洲遊學來謝謝她

當妳二十三歲，她替妳的新公寓買個傢俱，妳則告訴妳的朋友，它實在是醜的不像話，的方式來謝謝她

當妳二十四歲，她問妳有關妳的經濟及妳未來的計劃，妳則是拖長聲音的回謝她，'媽......媽，妳也拜託一下好不好'

當妳二十五歲，她資助妳的婚禮及高興的哭著對妳說，她有多愛妳，妳則以搬離半個國家的距離隔絕她的方式來謝謝她

當妳已三十歲，她跟妳說她想要有個孫子可以抱，妳則是非常謝謝她的跟她說，'時代不同，世事皆非了'

當妳已四十歲，她提醒妳要記得一個親人的生日，妳則是謝謝她的告訴妳，妳'現在真的真的很忙'

當妳五十歲了，她身體不適而且需要妳多多關心她，妳則是以自己已是深責大任的父母來回謝她

然而，有一天她死了，妳則發現妳未替她做到任何事，讓我們花些時間為我們所稱呼的'媽'，關心，付出，僅管有些人可能無法對他們的母親說出他們的愛．但她是無法取代的，因為它是獨一無二的感情也許，她不是妳最好的朋友，也許有些想法真的與妳不同，但她仍然是妳的母親！
她總是在這裡聽妳訴說妳的喜怒哀樂，但問問妳自己吧！妳可有花足夠時間陪陪她？聽她說看看她在廚房的困擾及疲勞？以貼心，愛心，尊重的心來對待她時，妳會發現妳會看到不同的觀點．
一旦錯失了，將只有美好回憶陪伴著妳，而過去的遺憾也是不要將最貼心的人視為理所當然，請一輩子緊緊守住她們，假若沒有她們，生命將頓時失去意義。
PS:如果你(妳)也認同這些話,趕緊把這封信轉寄給別人吧

有很多的事情，都是非得等到長大了才會明白。
更正確的說，是失去後才會明白。
可過去的事卻再也無法重新來過，更令人悲傷的是，
有的時候，連想向當初所傷害的人、事、物說聲抱歉，都沒有辦法補救。

Swine Flu on the run

Swine fly has been the recent hot topic and no doubt it has caused troubles to everyone. One very good example would be destroying students' dream of studying overseas (ps: i am not referring to my friend wenqi).

Anyway, here i am going to demonstrate to you how different people with different background come about handling the swine flu.

Traditional chinese:

Ah Lian: Oh the great buddha/kuan yin/monkey god/etc, please accept our offering and bless our family by protecting us against the swine flu.

The great one: ...

Ah Lian: Please! Please! I'll burn more incense for you. I promise.

The great one: Liar..

(In the end, some got their wish granted, some not. So, does the great one really exist?)

Christian:

Adam: Oh father, i pray that you will protect my family from the disgusting swine flu. I thank you father. Amen.

God: I'll see about that.. as you know, i'm all kind and loving..

(But how come they experience the same situation with traditional chinese? Not everyone is blessed with the protection against swine flu. Maybe god hates me?)

Islam:

Batman bin suparman: (singing) Allah yang maha mulia, tolong kuarniakan keluarga saya keselamatan daripada swine flu itu. Saya takut sangat. Saya promise saya tidak akan makan babi dan tidak akan curi makan during puasa.

Nabi: So lu blame saya kamu tak ada chance makan babi la?

Batman bin suparman: Err.. mana aku berani (deep inside, you know la)

Nabi: Ok la ok la, pergi masjid setiap hari jumaat dan you akan selamat.


I think i can go on and on for all religion but then again, is all back to square one. No one, except yourself is responsible for your own health and therefore to protect yourself against swine flu, pray hard to YOURSELF.

Since i am on the religion topic, might as well comment on something. I personally believe that all religion are GOOD, except that some people misintepret the teachings and give people the wrong impression. But then again, don't depend too much on higher power cause you never know when they gonna respond to you. Keep your faith and instead of depending on them, try to depend on yourself first =)

ps: i am not comdemning any religion here.

《狗狗与我的十个约定》

My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years.Any separation from you will painful for me.Remember that before you buy me.


Give me time to understand what you want of me.


Place your trust in me-it`s crucial to my Well-being.


Don`t be angry at me for long and don`t lock me up as punishment.You haver your work,your entertainment and your friends.I have only you.


Talk to me sometimes.Ever if I don`t understand your words,I understand your voice when it`s speaking to me.


Be aware that however you treat me,I`ll never forget it.


Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could easily crushthe bones of your hand,but that I choose not to bite you.


Before you scold me for being uncooperative,obstinate or lazy,ask yourself if something might be bothering me.Perhaps I`m not getting the right food,or I`ve been out in the sun too ?long or my heart is getting old and weak.


Take care of me when I get old.you,too,will grow old.


Go with me on difficult journeys.Never say,I can`t bear to ?watch it or Let it happen in my absence.Everything is easier for me if you are there.Remember I love you.