Swine Flu on the run

Swine fly has been the recent hot topic and no doubt it has caused troubles to everyone. One very good example would be destroying students' dream of studying overseas (ps: i am not referring to my friend wenqi).

Anyway, here i am going to demonstrate to you how different people with different background come about handling the swine flu.

Traditional chinese:

Ah Lian: Oh the great buddha/kuan yin/monkey god/etc, please accept our offering and bless our family by protecting us against the swine flu.

The great one: ...

Ah Lian: Please! Please! I'll burn more incense for you. I promise.

The great one: Liar..

(In the end, some got their wish granted, some not. So, does the great one really exist?)

Christian:

Adam: Oh father, i pray that you will protect my family from the disgusting swine flu. I thank you father. Amen.

God: I'll see about that.. as you know, i'm all kind and loving..

(But how come they experience the same situation with traditional chinese? Not everyone is blessed with the protection against swine flu. Maybe god hates me?)

Islam:

Batman bin suparman: (singing) Allah yang maha mulia, tolong kuarniakan keluarga saya keselamatan daripada swine flu itu. Saya takut sangat. Saya promise saya tidak akan makan babi dan tidak akan curi makan during puasa.

Nabi: So lu blame saya kamu tak ada chance makan babi la?

Batman bin suparman: Err.. mana aku berani (deep inside, you know la)

Nabi: Ok la ok la, pergi masjid setiap hari jumaat dan you akan selamat.


I think i can go on and on for all religion but then again, is all back to square one. No one, except yourself is responsible for your own health and therefore to protect yourself against swine flu, pray hard to YOURSELF.

Since i am on the religion topic, might as well comment on something. I personally believe that all religion are GOOD, except that some people misintepret the teachings and give people the wrong impression. But then again, don't depend too much on higher power cause you never know when they gonna respond to you. Keep your faith and instead of depending on them, try to depend on yourself first =)

ps: i am not comdemning any religion here.